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Because I am Narcissistic This Was The Best Post I Have Ever Wrote
Posted by: | CommentsI stole this from Once Upon A Cline.
1. Name someone with the same birthday as you.
One of my good friends was born a day after me. So far the day is all mine.
2. Where was your first kiss?
In a park.
3. Have you ever seriously vandalized someone else’s property?
No, once we prank called a tow truck to a girls house though….
4. Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex?
I may have kicked a boy in Jr. High. I am nearly positive he deserved it.
5. Have you ever sung in front of a large number of people?
I was in Chorus. For a year. I was kicked out and told to “try art.” You can now find me performing brilliant remakes of the wiggles quite frequently.
6. What’s the first thing you notice about the preferred sex?
Their stunning personality of course!
7. What really turns you off?
Pettyness
8. What do you order at Starbucks?
Chai with Soy. I always say large. Apparently that is wrong but I refuse to learn the language of starbucks.
9. What is your biggest mistake?
Thinking starting a blog would make me super famous.
10. Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose?
There is no need. I hurt myself on accident enough
11. Say something totally random about yourself.
I am the least techy people of all techy people.
12. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity? Once I was told I looked like that gorgeous blonde married to Jim Carry? …what is her name.
13. Do you still watch kiddie movies or TV shows? I love Super Why.
14. Did you have braces? No I did not.
15. Are you comfortable with your height? I would like to be a bit taller. Dresses always fall at a weird spot making my legs appear very small.
16. What is the most romantic thing someone of the preferred sex has done for you? I never went for the romantic type. Luckily, there is still time.
17. When do you know its love? I will let you know when I figure it out.
18. Do you speak any other languages? I took four years of spanish.
19. Have you ever been to a tanning salon? I was a tanning salon addict. There I said it. Feel free to attack and warn me.
20. What magazines do you read? Glamour, Cosmo, Oprah Magazine, Parents
21. Have you ever ridden in a limo? Maybe Twice.
23. Do you watch MTV? I despise it with everything in me.
24. What’s something that really annoys you? I get annoyed quite easily.
25. What’s something you really like? sparkly pretty things.
26. Do you like Michael Jackson? Always despised him. Except, that movie he made with his siblings as a child? That was my faveorite movie at the age of five. Thanks mom.
27. Can you dance? I would like to yes but that would be lying. Do I dance? Heck to the yeah!
28. What’s the latest you have ever stayed up? I enjoy going to bed on a regular schedule. Call me crazy.
29. Have you ever been rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room? nope.
30. Do you actually read these when other people fill them out? Never but I am always eager to talk about myself. Hence the title of this post…
Conversation at 6 a.m.
Posted by: | CommentsAiden: What ya doin?
Me: Nuffin*
Aiden: Did you mean to say nothing Nothing? Because Nuffin is like Muffin and you are not a muffin.
Pause
Me: Yes, Aiden that is what I meant Nothing.
This conversation was followed by a tickle war. Oh, and me harassing my child for being way to smart.
*sometime I enjoy talking like an infant. Don’t judge me.




